Andy Murray Loses in Straight Sets Against the Sun
Is there anything more stereotypical than a pale Englishman? If beautiful girlfriend Kim Sears ever breaks up with him, Murray is in big trouble with those tan lines.
Pete Sampras, Clearly Not a Fan of No-Show Socks
You know your sock tan is bad when it looks like you are actually wearing socks. Those feet are as white as any pair of gym knits. But look how serene he is. That awful tan isn't fazing him at all (see: Nike money).
Larry Bird Needs To Brush Up on His Footwork
Larry Legend what have you done!? Bird must be going to the beach wearing sandals and socks like a total shoobie (S/O to Rocket Power fans). Let those puppies breath man!
Michael Phelps, America's Golden Boy
That's pretty bad. Phelps is only in the spotlight once every four years and he still managed to get caught with a tan line. The good news for him is that a bad tan can be overlooked if you win 22 medals for your country.
Li Na Wins The Award For Weirdest Tan
Not sure if that's a tan line or a crop circle. Either athletic tape gave Li Na a nasty tan, or her ACL is being abducted by aliens. We can't tell.
Luckily Tim Tebow Wears a Suit To Work Now
Now that Tebow is over at ESPN, he no longer has to worry about tan lines. But with all the Tebowmania, it's surprising that his tan line didn't make the front page. Hopefully he got some tanning tips from Mark Sanchez, who has had plenty of experience getting a perfect tan.
Lance Armstrong Striped of Titles, Tan Lines Remain
With his steroid scandal, Lance Armstrong has bigger problems than a bad tan. But seriously, how is this level of contrast even possible? Forget PEDs, he should of gone on Oprah to apologize for these tan lines. Zzing!
Diana Nyad Earns Her Tan
For Diana Nyad, it's more of a trophy than a tan. She got these puppies by swimming all the way from Cuba to Florida at 64 years old.
Apparently No One Has Maria Sharapova's Back
Normally Sharapova looks beautiful in every photo, whether she is on the runway or in the middle of a serve. But even she can be caught slipping though, rocking a pretty bad racerback tan courtesy of Nike Tennis.
The Entire 2012 NCAA Track and Field Championship Has One Giant Tan Line
If there was a sport called "synchronized tanning" these girls would all make the team. There's no way this happened by accident. They had to have coordinated before the race for funsies.
Kara Goucher and Shalane Flanagan, Legends With Legen...dary Tans
Being two of the most successful American runners ever does not get you excused from this list. At least Goucher's isn't as obvious. Shalane Flanagan holds records in the 3000m, 5000m, and most aggressive thigh tan in the USA.
Phil Mickelson Is No Master...At Applying Sunscreen
Winning the Masters is as good a reason as any to get a tan line. But come on! His face is two-toned. Get some SPF on those cheeks Phil.
Tomas Berdych Bares All
Berdych looks like he should be the Coppertone baby. It's a good thing he is ridiculously handsome or that tan line could affect his chances with the ladies.
Ryan Lochte Rocking Racoon Eyes
There is nothing better than a sunglass tan. In between winning Olypmic medals and staring in his reality TV show, Lochte had time to do his best Kenny Powers impression.
Novak Djokovic With Two Terrible Tans For The Price of One
Here we have the classic arm tan line, plus a bonus tan line on his wrist. It's all good for Djokovic however, sitting pretty on top of the ATP rankings as the world No. 1.
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