No. 5 – Suzanne Somers
No matter how hot Suzanne Somers may have been, we can never forgive her. As the spokeswoman for the Thighmaster, she is largely responsible for the invention of the infomercial. Without her, there may actually be legitimate programming on television in the wee hours of the morning. But, then again, we would never have had the joys of ShamWow, Shake Weight, and Miss Cleo’s Pyschic Friend’s Network if she hadn’t blazed that trail. On second thought, Suzanne, we forgive you. Though we feel like if we read her book of poems entitled Touch Me, we may find ourselves feeling less forgiving.