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If you're gearing up for swimsuit season by giving up solid foods for an all-out-juice-fest instead of a more sane option, this list is for you. You'll need a good sense of humor going in, plenty of water and enough willpower to move mountains. Here's a little preview of what it's like to do a juice cleanse as told by the funniest show we know.
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Denial
"I'm not hungry at all. Really, I'm fiiiiiiiine."
Longing
You'll start to miss caffeine, chewing and having a reason to take a break for a snack. Day one, hour 8 of your cleanse will most likely be the time your boss brings Dunkin Donuts into the office. You'll refuse them and look like a snob. Welcome to your juice cleanse byyyyyattttch!
Panic
This is your all-out Newman-realization phase... "Maybe I'll get a snack... WAIT I CAN'T! NOOOOOOO!"
Hostility
Get out of my way I'm cleansing!
Inability to Complete Normal Activities
You're not even 3 hours in and you're pretty sure death is pending. Much like George on a good day.
Readjustment
You reach a turning point. This juice doesn't taste so bad after all...
Acceptance
It's actually really, really good!
Enlightenment
I'm never eating gluten again! Again I tell you!
Acclimation
Well maybe one donut won't hurt... I can always cleanse again!
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